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The Rat volunteers I read in the New York Times today that the FBI is systematically spying on antiwar protestors and peace activists. A couple of weeks ago, I read an article about how police had been acting undercover in the antiwar movement in Sacramento. That being the case, I can only assume that blogs such as this, which aren't the friendliest to the little fellow in the White House, are probably under surveillance as well. I would therefore like to save those brave felines at the FBI a little trouble by providing my profile for their files free of charge:
Name: Rat, Pesky T.
Occupation: Pundit
Height: 8"
Eye color: black
Race: Rattus Rattus, Blue Manx
Known associations with extremist groups: National Association of Rodent Journalists (shadowy organization known to congregate in basements); American Civil Liberties Union, Rodent Chapter; Sierra Club San Francisco Bay Non-Predator Chapter; Dixie Chicks Fan Club.
Recent Suspicious Activities:
- Purchased 1 case of toilet paper from Costco. There is absolutely no reason for a small rodent to be purchasing an entire case of toilet paper.
- Has entered the city of San Francisco at least three times in the last 30 days.
- After a minor fender-bender with an out-of-state driver, was heard uttering, "Oh, you're from TEXAS. That explains it. Why don't you drive on back to TEXAS and smack into people over there. Fucking cowboy."
- Was observed buying falafel.
So there you go. All neatly typed up for the files. Let no one say that this rat doesn't do his patriotic duty.
7:39:35 PM
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