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Pesky the Rat is renowned in rodentian circles for his toothy political commentary. Born in a garbage pile near San Jose, California, Pesky is a former Congressrat and briefly served as President of the United States during the 2000 election crisis.

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Pesky's Top Stories
Bush-Kerry Debate Transcript: Bush runs Windows
Interview with Hurricane Ivan
Beast-On-the-Street interviews: election 2004
Ed the Terrorist-Detecting Pig: Part 2
Ed the Terrorist-Detecting Pig
Bush-Cheney campaign recruits scientists to create unfuckable campaign strategy
Paddleboat Veterans for Truth Slam Kerry
Fahrenheit 7-11
Interview with Bob the Barnacle, Nader Supporter
Bill the Oppressed Komodo Dragon
Tippy the Libertarian Cow interviews Howard Dean
Interview with Bessie the Mad Cow
Interview with Debbie the Touchscreen Voting Machine.
Bush signs bill to ban feminine products men do not understand
Bush appointed by God--actual transcript!
Donald Rumsfeld spontaneously transforms into Bar of Soap
The Creation Myth of an Isolated South American Tribe Whose Only Contact with the Outside World Consists of a Single Episode of "The O’Reilly Factor".
Alabama Ten Commandments pack a punch
God converts to Microsoft Windows
Scientists discover subatomic Republicans resonating to ultrasonic talk radio
FBI apprehends The Unmarked Van
A WMD ponders its own existence
Disraught bacteria commits apoptosis after failing to infect George W. Bush with common sense

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A very special Op-Ed by Mt. St. Helens.	10/5/04
Rat vs Snake	10/4/04
A challenge	10/3/04
Presidential Debate: Actual Transcript	10/1/04
Human softball follies	9/30/04
Mindless Filler: Rhino Butt	9/29/04
Beast-on-the-Street: who are you voting for?	9/27/04
Poetry Moment with Ted the Little Green Snotball	9/24/04
Ballgame hangover and sheep	9/23/04
Today’s Pig – Detected Terror Alert Level: Extra-Sloppy Red	9/22/04
A weapon of mass destruction typing a dubious memo	9/21/04
White House hires Iraqi Information Minister as new spokesman	9/20/04
Bush found to be work of fiction	9/15/04
Inssssuferable little beasssssts	9/14/04
If she had only asked me	9/13/04
Interview with Hurricane Ivan	9/13/04
Cheney threatens to attack America if Kerry wins	9/8/04

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