Who
is The Rat?
Pesky the Rat is renowned in rodentian circles for his toothy political
commentary. Born in a garbage pile near San Jose, California, Pesky
is a former Congressrat and briefly served as President of the United
States during the 2000 election crisis.
Janet
the Snake is a regular columnist here at Pesky
the Rat, much to Pesky's chagrin. Her hobbies include eating
Democrats and squeezing parking meters until the quarters pop
out. Go to Janet's
home page , Read
Janet's biography,
Dr.
Sneakypants
Dr. Sneakypants,
mad rodent scientist-in-residence at Stanford University's Hoover Institute,
cranks out timely inventions on a regular basis.
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Lumpy is Pesky's Extremely
Reliable Anonymous Source, traveling the world at breakneck speeds to
bring you all the news that nobody else would consider fit to print. Lumpy
has been known to simultaneously give live reports from three continents
at the same time.
Larry
the Spotted Owl
Larry
the Spotted Owl is from Kings Canyon National Park in Northern California.
He drives a Harley and has multiple tatoos. He also plays pool and smokes
too much. Larry watches really lousy movies so you don't have to, and
occasionally makes political commentary.
By Pesky the Rat (PTR) -- Susan the Human was out playing softball in the company league last night (lost 16-15), and didn't have time to assist me in coming up with a story. In the meantime, I found a link in the comments for a fellow named Bob who wants to go to Mars. Something about sheep. Feel free to go with him.
Who
is The Rat? 
Dr.
Sneakypants
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Larry
the Spotted Owl