"I like to eat cute little seal pups and play peanuckle with their eyeballs. And in my spare time, I post troll comments on pro-Kerry blogs! It's a blast! Say, would you like some of my Cute Seal Pup Innards Soup? I'm stirring up a fresh pot!"
"I'm voting for Kerry because one more term with Ashcroft and I won't be able to engage in inappropriate activities in front of the young visitors here at the zoo. See, everybody thinks we're cute, innocent little otters, and then when a crowd gathers, we have a little fun--"
"Shhhhhh! Don't tell anybody. I'm for Kerry. Fight the power. Down with The Man. Peace Out."
"I am a Log Cabin Penguin and I do not officially endorse President Bush. However, I recently saw the film "The Day After Tomorrow", in which global warming causes a new ice age. So I am now reconsidering my endorsement. In the meantime, my life partner and I have moved into a new simulated rock hole and are decking it out Ikea style. You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to assemble cheap Swedish furniture with nothing but flippers."
"I'm a lazy bastard and I eat people. Who the fuck do you think I'm voting for?"
"Hehehe. Just kidding. I'm a Zen lion. I am sooooooo meditating on this election. As soon as I can cleanse myself of bad vibes from those Swift Boat ads i'll light some incense my big-haired Swami Kerry."
"I'm undecided. Am I a pig? Am I an elephant? What the fuck am I? WHAT THE FUCK AM I??"
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is The Rat? 
Dr.
Sneakypants
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Larry
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