Who
is The Rat?
Pesky the Rat is renowned in rodentian circles for his toothy political
commentary. Born in a garbage pile near San Jose, California, Pesky
is a former Congressrat and briefly served as President of the United
States during the 2000 election crisis.
Janet
the Snake is a regular columnist here at Pesky
the Rat, much to Pesky's chagrin. Her hobbies include eating
Democrats and squeezing parking meters until the quarters pop
out. Go to Janet's
home page , Read
Janet's biography,
Dr.
Sneakypants
Dr. Sneakypants,
mad rodent scientist-in-residence at Stanford University's Hoover Institute,
cranks out timely inventions on a regular basis.
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Lumpy is Pesky's Extremely
Reliable Anonymous Source, traveling the world at breakneck speeds to
bring you all the news that nobody else would consider fit to print. Lumpy
has been known to simultaneously give live reports from three continents
at the same time.
Larry
the Spotted Owl
Larry
the Spotted Owl is from Kings Canyon National Park in Northern California.
He drives a Harley and has multiple tatoos. He also plays pool and smokes
too much. Larry watches really lousy movies so you don't have to, and
occasionally makes political commentary.
By Pesky the Rat (PTR) – Dear me. It appears the snakes in the comments are demanding a debate between myself and that infernal garden hose, Janet the Snake. Unfortunately, my manager, Susan the Human, thought this was a good idea and attempted to arrange such a disaster today. Before we could start, Janet produced a vacuum cleaner and attempted to suck me inside, where apparently she had already stored over a gallon of soup. I obviously outsmarted the reptilian fiend with my brand new snake spray, which works sort of like pepper spray, and chased her into the closet, where she remains trapped with her precious wardrobe. However, Susan has decided to try again tomorrow. I am preparing by assembling my brand new Snake Repellent Projectile Device. If she wants a debate, she’ll get a debate.
Who
is The Rat? 
Dr.
Sneakypants
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Larry
the Spotted Owl