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Pesky the Rat is renowned in rodentian circles for his toothy political commentary. Born in a garbage pile near San Jose, California, Pesky is a former Congressrat and briefly served as President of the United States during the 2000 election crisis.

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Janet the Snake is a regular columnist here at Pesky the Rat, much to Pesky's chagrin. Her hobbies include eating Democrats and squeezing parking meters until the quarters pop out. Go to Janet's home page  , Read Janet's biography,

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Pesky's Top Stories
Bush-Kerry Debate Transcript: Bush runs Windows
Interview with Hurricane Ivan
Beast-On-the-Street interviews: election 2004
Ed the Terrorist-Detecting Pig: Part 2
Ed the Terrorist-Detecting Pig
Bush-Cheney campaign recruits scientists to create unfuckable campaign strategy
Paddleboat Veterans for Truth Slam Kerry
Fahrenheit 7-11
Interview with Bob the Barnacle, Nader Supporter
Bill the Oppressed Komodo Dragon
Tippy the Libertarian Cow interviews Howard Dean
Interview with Bessie the Mad Cow
Interview with Debbie the Touchscreen Voting Machine.
Bush signs bill to ban feminine products men do not understand
Bush appointed by God--actual transcript!
Donald Rumsfeld spontaneously transforms into Bar of Soap
The Creation Myth of an Isolated South American Tribe Whose Only Contact with the Outside World Consists of a Single Episode of "The O’Reilly Factor".
Alabama Ten Commandments pack a punch
God converts to Microsoft Windows
Scientists discover subatomic Republicans resonating to ultrasonic talk radio
FBI apprehends The Unmarked Van
A WMD ponders its own existence
Disraught bacteria commits apoptosis after failing to infect George W. Bush with common sense

Recent Posts

Unusual monument in Rome	12/1/04
Critters return from Rome	11/27/04
Janet the Snake SuperSexy Reptile Pundit Empress of America Is hungry for some Italian food	11/19/04
Bush cabinet members vanish mysteriously after Pentagon experiment gone awry	11/16/04
Dr. Sneakypants' Official Electoral Analysis	11/15/04
The Musk Ox has an announcement	11/10/04
51% is not a fucking mandate, frat boy	11/9/04
Beast-on-the-Street: Gorillas React to the Election	11/8/04
Post-Election Comfort Food	11/7/04
Janet the Snake SuperSexy Reptile Pundit Empress of America Claims a Mandate	11/5/04
Giant Republican – Gerbil Sticky ball reaches Lake Erie	11/4/04
Giant sticky ball of Republicans and Gerbils crushes fried chicken restaurant	11/3/04
Bush appoints Janet the Snake Empress of America	11/3/04
Osama Bin Laden buys condo in Florida	11/3/04
Rescuers attempt to unstick 20,000 gerbils and poll challengers from massive superglue melee	11/2/04
Janet the Snake sues state of Ohio for right to cast ballots for voters she has eaten	11/2/04
People of West Virginia embrace hillbilly lifestyle	11/2/04
Poll challengers in Ohio confronted by thousands of angry gerbils	11/2/04
Vote like an crazy	11/2/04
Election Update: Witnesses say giant snake eating voters in Florida	11/1/04
Pesky the Rat Endorses Janet the Snake for President and Empress of America	11/1/04

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Dr. Sneakypants
Dr. Sneakypants, mad rodent scientist-in-residence at Stanford University's Hoover Institute, cranks out timely inventions on a regular basis.