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The Musk Ox has an announcement By Igor the Musk Ox (PTR) -- I am Igor the Musk Ox. I am the Chief of Security here at Pesky the Rat. I have made an important discovery which I will share with you. Listen carefully or you will find out what a Musk Ox can do with a bottle of pesto sauce and an Egyptian Obelisk.
We are not the blog. You are the blog.
Perhaps I should explain. You see, previously, we thought that we here at Pesky the Rat were the blog, and that you were the readers. We have now determined this to be incorrect. We are in fact the "real world" and you are all made up. We have determined this after the bizarre results of this last election. This sort of thing can only happen on a blog. We believe the blog is written by a delusional hamster who spent one too many days on the wheel.
As a result of this discovery we are no longer nearly as disturbed about this election as we were previously. However, we must now contend with the fact that Janet the Snake is real. This disturbs us even more.
Regards,
Igor the Musk Ox
7:15:57 AM
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