Who
is The Rat?
Pesky the Rat is renowned in rodentian circles for his toothy political
commentary. Born in a garbage pile near San Jose, California, Pesky
is a former Congressrat and briefly served as President of the United
States during the 2000 election crisis.
Janet
the Snake is a regular columnist here at Pesky
the Rat, much to Pesky's chagrin. Her hobbies include eating
Democrats and squeezing parking meters until the quarters pop
out. Go to Janet's
home page , Read
Janet's biography,
Dr.
Sneakypants
Dr. Sneakypants,
mad rodent scientist-in-residence at Stanford University's Hoover Institute,
cranks out timely inventions on a regular basis.
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Lumpy is Pesky's Extremely
Reliable Anonymous Source, traveling the world at breakneck speeds to
bring you all the news that nobody else would consider fit to print. Lumpy
has been known to simultaneously give live reports from three continents
at the same time.
Larry
the Spotted Owl
Larry
the Spotted Owl is from Kings Canyon National Park in Northern California.
He drives a Harley and has multiple tatoos. He also plays pool and smokes
too much. Larry watches really lousy movies so you don't have to, and
occasionally makes political commentary.
Watchyu think you're looking at? Huh? You got nothing better to do? You think you're all that? Huh? Huh? This is one chicken who aint gonna sit here and take it, buddy. I'm sick o' being stared at. Ever since I climbed onto this blog this morning, minding my own business, all you freaks keep dropping by and looking at me. I don't like it. Not one goddamned bit. If you don't stop staring at me right now I'm gonna show you what five pounds of Foster Farms can do to that computer screen of yours. Cluck off, ya little pervert.
Who
is The Rat? 
Dr.
Sneakypants
Lumpy
the Mongoose
Larry
the Spotted Owl
